{"product_id":"cowfolks-guide-to-getting-older","title":"Cowfolk's Guide to Getting Older","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eHard-won and universal wisdom from the ranch for those folks gittin' up in years.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eJudge Roy English has probably seen or heard it all in his courtroom. And now that he is retired and getting a little older, his country wisdom appeals to all who've had a few \"senior moments\" or who refuse to just sit back and grow old gracefully. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eGems include: \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\"Don't spread your blanket where a cat's been diggin'.\" \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\"It don't take a very big man to carry a grudge.\" \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\"Every path has some puddles.\" \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\"When I am an old coot I will go to the Dairy Queen and dip my dentures in the hot fudge when the waitress isn't looking.\" \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Roy English","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51577646809319,"sku":"9781423651727","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0689\/0913\/8151\/files\/9781423651727-us.jpg?v=1763757615","url":"https:\/\/neighborbookstx.com\/products\/cowfolks-guide-to-getting-older","provider":"Neighbor Books","version":"1.0","type":"link"}